Bonnie Scotland

Bonnie Scotland

Bonnie Scotland Welcome tae bonnie Scotland, land o the wind Tur-bin, Ower by yon bonnie banks an by yon bonny braes, Please jist ignore thon bird-kill, it disnae mean a thing. Ye cannae see the hills fer aw the giant wind-mills, Bit ye’ll no hae tae walk ‘cos they’ve built aw they roads. The tourist advertisin’ will hae tae change their tact, An’ welcome ye wi’ new spiel, tae come an see oor toon, We’ve hundreds o machines stretchin’ tae the moon. Aw the bonnie banks an bonny braes, weel we’ve let them…continue reading →
Dawn Chorus O Mossmorran

Dawn Chorus O Mossmorran

On the 11th June 2011 at approx. 3:10am, Mossmorran suffered an 'incident' which woke up half the town, as well as several neighbouring towns. The explosion later referred to as an 'incident', scared us half to death! Insiring me to write a dark, comic, Doric poem, entitled; ‘Dawn Chorus O Mossmorran‘. The Mossmorran ethylenecracker plant is located on the outskirts of Lochgelly and Cowdenbeath, Fife. Dawn Chorus O’ Mossmorran The joys o the early morning call o Mossmorrans flare gaun wild, Ah woke up fie ma sleep, ma world had gone on fire.…continue reading →